Dear Mr. Veen: yesterday afternoon I started feeling s.i.c.k.! Thanks for taking over so I could retreat to the upper cave. Dear Lady Gaga: this interview of you is highly entertaining. I have to admire your originality and genuinely positive attitude although you do remind me of a "nice" modern day Madonna. Dear Jamba Juice: you have become a regular lunch spot for me on days that I work. I favor your non-seedy fruit smoothies because seedy ones just stick in my teeth and then all the moms have a reason to laugh at me when I pick the kids up in the afternoon. Dear wine opener: WHERE ARE YOU?! Don't you realize how vitally important you are to me? Please turn up soon. And last to Mr. Veen: I can't help but feel better when I listen to this song because it reminds me of such a fun time with you! Parting words: "You and your heart shouldn't feel so far apart" - word to your mother.